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CUCKOO CRAZY. Fucking Heidi is so nuts.  Upon viewing this scintillating image, I quickly found myself scouring the place for the full video.  which i did find.
But that reminds me.  this shit is amazing.  who spends the time to so accurately match this shit up? 

“How I have tried and tried to be a splendid woman, and how destiny has been against me! …I do not deserve my lot! …O, the cruelty of putting me into this ill-conceived world! I was capable of much; but I have been injured and blighted and crushed by things beyond my control! O, how hard it is of Heaven to devise such tortures for me, who have done no harm to heaven at all!” — Thomas Hardy, The Return of the Native

[big ups to miss e for bring this to my attending.]

CUCKOO CRAZY. Fucking Heidi is so nuts.  Upon viewing this scintillating image, I quickly found myself scouring the place for the full video.  which i did find.

But that reminds me.  this shit is amazing.  who spends the time to so accurately match this shit up? 

“How I have tried and tried to be a splendid woman, and how destiny has been against me! …I do not deserve my lot! …O, the cruelty of putting me into this ill-conceived world! I was capable of much; but I have been injured and blighted and crushed by things beyond my control! O, how hard it is of Heaven to devise such tortures for me, who have done no harm to heaven at all!” 
— Thomas Hardy, The Return of the Native

[big ups to miss e for bring this to my attending.]

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can you believe this wild shit?

now this is some crazy shit. 

this chick decided she wanted 3 stars inked on her face and went to see this guy.

THEN, she claims she fell asleep and woke up with 56 stars on her face.

first of all, wtf.

second of all, how the hell could you possibly fall asleep??

c’mon now.

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can you believe this shit?

how can the times run an article like this and not distinguish hugging from dry-humping? if you’re a middle school teacher or principal and you can’t tell them apart you should be fired. yes it’s a fine line, but it’s a distinction with a difference. here’s a simple quiz:

the teenagers pictured above are

a) dry-humping

b) frenching

c) hugging

d) gay so it doesn’t matter

e) soooo awkward

-hipsterdad

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can you believe this shit?

This dog is ridiculous. and his name is stains. and someone let him on tv.

did i mention that the owners named their dog stains and got it on tv?

"sit stains"

"stay stains"

"come stains"

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can you believe this amazing shit?

Thai monks in the Sisaket province used over one million recycled glass bottle to construct their Buddhist temple. Mindfulness is at the center of the Buddhist discipline and the dedication and thoughtfulness required to build everything from the toilets to their crematorium from recycled bottles shows what creativity and elbow grease can accomplish.

Using Heineken bottles (green) and Chang Beer bottles (brown) the monks were able to clean up the local pollution and create a useful structure that will be a visual reminder to the scope of pollution and the potential we can make with limber minds.

wildly amazing to me. 

- alittlehoney

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can you believe this shit?

A crane operating on the Whitestone Bridge struck a sign which crashed onto the road. The resulting mess, just before rush hour, is causing traffic chaos.

yeah.  i bet.  also, this website is kinda bonkers.

- alittlehoney

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Ladies and Gentlemen….The Tiddy Bear.

I am still poor because I did not think of this amazing invention with this amazing name. Even though I totally could have.

-takeoffyourdockers

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can you believe this ridiculousness?

would you pay $135,000 for a TV?  

how about one that raises itself to your eye level?

for a visual demonstration, watch the video.  if you can stomach it.

fucking creepy.

- alittlehoney 

[via unplggd]

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can you believe this racist shit?

yes, that’s right. 

Obama Fingers.  Fried chicken.  With a curry dip.

A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.

thanks to tha bul bubak for pointing this one out.

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can you believe this shitty shit?

Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from “virgin wood causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners….

[guardian 2/26/09]

leave it to the UK to point this out.  check the actual article for… 

  • consistent and repetitive usage of the term ‘virgin wood’ 
  • the environmentally inconsiderate “tenderness of the delicate American buttock”
  • website of the article ending in “toilet-roll-america
  • and last but not least, the american preference for the “softness and strength that virgin fibres provides”

-alittlehoney

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shawty said l-l-lick me like a lollipop.
for example, a louis vuitton lollipop by massimo gammacurta.
-takeoffyourdockers

shawty said l-l-lick me like a lollipop.

for example, a louis vuitton lollipop by massimo gammacurta.

-takeoffyourdockers

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