CUCKOO CRAZY. Fucking Heidi is so nuts. Upon viewing this scintillating image, I quickly found myself scouring the place for the full video. which i did find.
But that reminds me. this shit is amazing. who spends the time to so accurately match this shit up?
“How I have tried and tried to be a splendid woman, and how destiny has been against me! …I do not deserve my lot! …O, the cruelty of putting me into this ill-conceived world! I was capable of much; but I have been injured and blighted and crushed by things beyond my control! O, how hard it is of Heaven to devise such tortures for me, who have done no harm to heaven at all!” — Thomas Hardy, The Return of the Native
[big ups to miss e for bring this to my attending.]
how can the times run an article like this and not distinguish hugging from dry-humping? if you’re a middle school teacher or principal and you can’t tell them apart you should be fired. yes it’s a fine line, but it’s a distinction with a difference. here’s a simple quiz:
apparently a teacher wrapped up a six year old’s recycled breakfast and sent it home in a baggy. i bet every kindegarten teacher in the world secretly wishes they had done this. also, stories like this are why cnn is the most trusted name in news. and yes, the reporter does use the term “smelly package.”
Thai monks in the Sisaket province used over one million recycled glass bottle to construct their Buddhist temple. Mindfulness is at the center of the Buddhist discipline and the dedication and thoughtfulness required to build everything from the toilets to their crematorium from recycled bottles shows what creativity and elbow grease can accomplish.
Using Heineken bottles (green) and Chang Beer bottles (brown) the monks were able to clean up the local pollution and create a useful structure that will be a visual reminder to the scope of pollution and the potential we can make with limber minds.
A crane operating on the Whitestone Bridge struck a sign which crashed onto the road. The resulting mess, just before rush hour, is causing traffic chaos.
A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.
the real lesson here though is how lame american game shows are. given this shit is possible, how is wheel of fortune still on the air? if gameshows were math we’d be in second grade.
![CUCKOO CRAZY. Fucking Heidi is so nuts. Upon viewing this scintillating image, I quickly found myself scouring the place for the full video. which i did find.
But that reminds me. this shit is amazing. who spends the time to so accurately match this shit up?
“How I have tried and tried to be a splendid woman, and how destiny has been against me! …I do not deserve my lot! …O, the cruelty of putting me into this ill-conceived world! I was capable of much; but I have been injured and blighted and crushed by things beyond my control! O, how hard it is of Heaven to devise such tortures for me, who have done no harm to heaven at all!” — Thomas Hardy, The Return of the Native
[big ups to miss e for bring this to my attending.]](http://29.media.tumblr.com/cLGatQO1Tov7gzso0xOI3T79o1_400.jpg)
