May 2010
1 post
can you believe this shit?
jiapers.
[via racked]
June 2009
2 posts
can you believe this wild shit?
now this is some crazy shit.
this chick decided she wanted 3 stars inked on her face and went to see this guy.
THEN, she claims she fell asleep and woke up with 56 stars on her face.
first of all, wtf.
second of all, how the hell could you possibly fall asleep??
c’mon now.
May 2009
4 posts
can you believe this shit?
this website is my hero.
-takeoffyourdockers
can you believe this shit?
how can the times run an article like this and not distinguish hugging from dry-humping? if you’re a middle school teacher or principal and you can’t tell them apart you should be fired. yes it’s a fine line, but it’s a distinction with a difference. here’s a simple quiz:
the teenagers pictured above are
a) dry-humping
b) frenching
c) hugging
d) gay so it...
can you believe this absolutely disgusting shit?
from sweetpeabanana:
oh. my. god. holy. shit.
can you believe this shit?
This dog is ridiculous. and his name is stains. and someone let him on tv.
did i mention that the owners named their dog stains and got it on tv?
“sit stains”
“stay stains”
“come stains”
April 2009
1 post
can you believe this SHIT? →
apparently a teacher wrapped up a six year old’s recycled breakfast and sent it home in a baggy. i bet every kindegarten teacher in the world secretly wishes they had done this. also, stories like this are why cnn is the most trusted name in news. and yes, the reporter does use the term “smelly package.”
-takeoffyourdockers
March 2009
12 posts
can you believe this amazing shit?
Thai monks in the Sisaket province used over one million recycled glass bottle to construct their Buddhist temple. Mindfulness is at the center of the Buddhist discipline and the dedication and thoughtfulness required to build everything from the toilets to their crematorium from recycled bottles shows what creativity and elbow grease can accomplish.
Using Heineken bottles (green) and Chang...
can you believe this shit?
A crane operating on the Whitestone Bridge struck a sign which crashed onto the road. The resulting mess, just before rush hour, is causing traffic chaos.
yeah. i bet. also, this website is kinda bonkers.
- alittlehoney
can you believe this ridiculousness?
would you pay $135,000 for a TV?
how about one that raises itself to your eye level?
for a visual demonstration, watch the video. if you can stomach it.
fucking creepy.
- alittlehoney
[via unplggd]
can you believe this racist shit?
yes, that’s right.
Obama Fingers. Fried chicken. With a curry dip.
A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.
thanks to tha bul bubak for pointing this one out.
can you believe this shitty shit?
Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from “virgin wood causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners….
[guardian 2/26/09]
leave it to the UK to point this out. check the actual article for…
consistent and repetitive usage of the term ‘virgin wood’
the environmentally inconsiderate “tenderness of the...
can you believe this amazing japanese game show...
the real lesson here though is how lame american game shows are. given this shit is possible, how is wheel of fortune still on the air? if gameshows were math we’d be in second grade.
help us jon arons, you’re our only hope.
-takeoffyourdockers
can you believe this shit?
This morning, David’s Bridal celebrated the opening of its first-ever Manhattan store…by dressing the building in a giant bridal veil.
Then, with the help of several wedding-gown–clad attendants, the company president lifted the veil and, we can only assume, passionately kissed the new storefront.
[via Racked]
now this is some shit.
bizarro.
must be viewed with sound for full effect.
thanks to the lovely kl for the tip. she is on her way to becoming a full-fledged contributor here. she CAN believe this shit.
can you believe this weird/cool shit?
a pink bottlenose dolphin was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana.
according to the Charter boat captain who first spotted it:
It was absolutely stunningly pink…. The mammal is entirely pink from tip to tail and has reddish eyes indicating it’s albinism. The skin appears smooth, glossy pink and without flaws.
can you believe this shit?
silentsigh:
““Topless coffee shop opens”
On Tuesday morning, a small sign hung in front of the log cabin-style building, listing the hours: 6 a.m.-6 p.m.
The outside windows were covered with promotional posters for New England Coffee. Up the entrance ramp to the front door, another sign: “Over 18 only” - and another at the door: “No cameras, no touching, cash only.” A man in a white dress...
February 2009
5 posts
can you believe this unicorn and rainbow shit?
is the best thing that happened to the internet ever. with just a click or two at www.cornify.com, you can spread unicorns and rainbows wherever you go. this is so important.
see?
see?
no time to write. gotta go unicorn the shit out of the irs.
-takeoffyourdockers
can you believe this shit?
the associated press reports that j-hud and fay-hay used pre-recorded tracks for their super bowl performances.
ok. i can believe that shit. and it’s not like they lip-synched or anything.
but the producer, rickey minor, said this: “that’s the right way to do it. there’s too many variables to go live. i would never recommend any artist go live because the slightest glitch...
can you believe this gross shit?
this just in, direct from sweetpeabanana:
No, the above image is not bad play dough art. It’s a HUGE cluster of frosted mini wheats pulled right out of the box. Don’t have to be a hippie/genius/concerned parent to know that may not be good for you. Check it out here.
i cannot believe this shit. blech.
-alittlehoney
January 2009
8 posts
can you believe this shit?
reblogged from alittlehoney proper.
above: new pepsi logo. below: obama logo.
i feel weird about this and i don’t think it’s very sneaky, pepsi.
for other weird shit that pepsi is doing, check out my girl sweet pea.
ummmmm. also….korean air, we see you.
can you believe this wierd shit?
thanks to the lovely sweetpea for bringing our attention to the surprisingly seasonal Inaugural Luncheon Menu…
this brought my attention to the bizarre land of inaugural traditions. did you know that the new pres gets an (ugly) gift from Congress on behalf of the American people?
also, there is a specific (ugly) china that is used for the meal, and is a replica of the china from the...
can you believe this shit?
so many things to love.
1. the recipient’s address
2. the bizarre and creepy division of labor on gender lines
3. the letterhead (obvs)
4. the strange invitation to appear with samples, with a suggestion NOT to appear with samples.
-alittlehoney
[rocketboom, via silent sigh]
ugh. can you believe this shit?
i have the theme song from cheers in my head. like, whoa.
they say you have to hear the song to stop the incessant repetition.
so, go ahead… indluge yourself.
-alittlehoney
can you believe this fucking shit?
this tops the cake AND involves twitter, which instantly makes it more ridiculous.
a techie dude (AS, do you know him?) designed this device to detect each kick of his unborn child, and automatically transfer the information to a twitter account via Bluetooth.
Twitter here — although there’s not much diversity in the twitting. twittering. tweeting. whatevs.
[via this blog]
can you believe this shit?
turns out that we are not the only ones imagining takeoffyourdockers in his younger years.
but this time, he’s been caught in his own backyard.
-alittlehoney
can you believe this shit?
who knew that takeoffyourdockers was actually like 150 years old?!
[Actual Caption: Mr. Stokes, dressed in a suit w. a bowler and cane, jumping off a stone wall in a park in Ft. Greene, Brooklyn in 1886.]
thanks go to the brand-spanking-new LIFE photo archive hosted by Google for capturing the subject in this moment of reckless enjoyment in his neighborhood park.
-alittlehoney
can you believe this adorable shit?
two german children - aged five and six - were on their way to africa to elope when their journey of love was stopped by police. the soon-to-be newlyweds had packed bathing suits and sunglasses, and brought along an official witness (and maid-of-honor), the bride’s seven-year-old sister.
The young couple were “very much in love” and had decided to get married in Africa...
December 2008
6 posts
can you believe this shit?
me: fuckingracistdouchebagwhostoleourshitsayswhat?
racist douchebag who bought the domain name canyoubelievethisshit(dot)com: what?
me: exactly.
that’s right. alittlehoney and i were a little too late, or a little too lazy or both. whatever it was, someone has stolen the dot com version of our tumblog and filled it with hateful racist gay fratboy pictures.
wait, that sounds harsh. let me...
can you believe this shit?
Chubby fingers stretched upward to the drifting whiteness. Bodies twirled. Tongues extended to catch the falling flakes. Children’s voices cried out: “Mommy! It’s snowing!” Well, sort of. The wonderment was real, but the snow was not.
ugh. fucking TimeWarner Center.
also. wealthy clients have apparently hired the same guy to make it snow outside their children’s windows on Christmas...
can you believe this shit?
the brilliant decision to name your baby after every hipster’s favorite borough is becoming more and more widespread. Brooklyn was the 43rd most popular name in 2007—topping abby, rachel, leah and rebecca.
(comparison was apparently only made with jewish female baby names.)
-alittlehoney
can you believe this shit?
this crazy couple kissed - for the first time - at the alter.
To avoid the temptation through their courtship, they were never alone together in a house. ever.
*bonkers*
sure, sure. she says the first kiss was ‘magical,’ but since when is kissing something only married peoples are allowed to do!? fuck that.
-alittlehoney
November 2008
7 posts
can you believe this shit?
those apple apples from the previous post will totally keep the doctor away until one day after your warranty expires. then what do you do? this guy has the solution.
he sells rings
and foot braces
that allow the user to stay young forever get poorer faster. It’s all on the up and up - he’s even got a patent.
but wait - not dying ever - that’s pretty great - isn’t...
can you believe this shit?
now this is fucking bonkers.
a japanese farmer produced these wonky “apples” by attaching Apple stickers to them a month before they ripened.
[click on either for plenty more pictures.]
-alittlehoney
can you believe this shit?
a solar bikini. that plays music.
energy crisis my ass. buy yours here.
-takeoffyourdockers
October 2008
15 posts
can you believe this shit?
This is literally bonkers.
props to our in-the-field correspondent for bringing this to my attention.
mr. obama is currently going for $1,225.
…and our favorite, ms. palin, is currently going for $3,650. must be the clothes.
-alittlehoney
can you believe this shit? (halloween edition)
My nephew, Leo, who is four, knows a lot of Brooklyn kids with pretentious stupid names, but this one kills the rest. I just heard about a little girl whose name is Boo! — exclamation point included. Her mom’s due date was Halloween. Boo! I hate people.
- oryourmustache
can you believe this shit?
At the risk of two too many pet posts this early in the game, I give you the following quiz: dog toy or marital aid. It’s like a Rorschach test except that either answer leaves you feeling dirty. Beware - it’s more difficult than it looks.
(hint: this is a dog toy)
Scores of my friends:
M: 12
M: 11
A: 10
None dared proceed to the difficult round on which I scored an 8 (Tory...