This morning, David’s Bridal celebrated the opening of its first-ever Manhattan store…by dressing the building in a giant bridal veil.
Then, with the help of several wedding-gown–clad attendants, the company president lifted the veil and, we can only assume, passionately kissed the new storefront.
[via Racked]
must be viewed with sound for full effect.
thanks to the lovely kl for the tip. she is on her way to becoming a full-fledged contributor here. she CAN believe this shit.
a pink bottlenose dolphin was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana.
according to the Charter boat captain who first spotted it:
It was absolutely stunningly pink…. The mammal is entirely pink from tip to tail and has reddish eyes indicating it’s albinism. The skin appears smooth, glossy pink and without flaws.
““Topless coffee shop opens”
On Tuesday morning, a small sign hung in front of the log cabin-style building, listing the hours: 6 a.m.-6 p.m.
The outside windows were covered with promotional posters for New England Coffee. Up the entrance ramp to the front door, another sign: “Over 18 only” - and another at the door: “No cameras, no touching, cash only.” A man in a white dress shirt kept watch at the front door.”
…[The owner] said he interviewed 150 people for the positions and narrowed the field to 10. Crabtree said he selected people who were the friendliest and comfortable being topless.
alexyss has been doing this shit forever. like since before youtube. we highly recommend her whole catalogue.
it’s best we say as little as possible about this video. clearly, she speaks for herself.
can you believe this shit? or lack thereof?
is the best thing that happened to the internet ever. with just a click or two at www.cornify.com, you can spread unicorns and rainbows wherever you go. this is so important.
see?
see?
no time to write. gotta go unicorn the shit out of the irs.
i was wrong. lips, bows, whatever…
they all synched. and that says much more about us than it does about them.
the associated press reports that j-hud and fay-hay used pre-recorded tracks for their super bowl performances.
ok. i can believe that shit. and it’s not like they lip-synched or anything.
but the producer, rickey minor, said this: “that’s the right way to do it. there’s too many variables to go live. i would never recommend any artist go live because the slightest glitch would devastate the performance.”
bitch, please.
i tip my cap to all performers who still “go live” - and all the audiences that watch them - finding art in the spaces between perfections. we aren’t all dead.
yet.
this just in, direct from sweetpeabanana:
No, the above image is not bad play dough art. It’s a HUGE cluster of frosted mini wheats pulled right out of the box. Don’t have to be a hippie/genius/concerned parent to know that may not be good for you. Check it out here.
i cannot believe this shit. blech.
reblogged from alittlehoney proper.
above: new pepsi logo. below: obama logo.
i feel weird about this and i don’t think it’s very sneaky, pepsi.
for other weird shit that pepsi is doing, check out my girl sweet pea.
ummmmm. also….korean air, we see you.
thanks to the lovely sweetpea for bringing our attention to the surprisingly seasonal Inaugural Luncheon Menu…
this brought my attention to the bizarre land of inaugural traditions. did you know that the new pres gets an (ugly) gift from Congress on behalf of the American people?
also, there is a specific (ugly) china that is used for the meal, and is a replica of the china from the Lincoln Presidency…
and to top it all off, the most indulgent (ugly) flower arrangements for the event.
so wierd.
so many things to love.
1. the recipient’s address
2. the bizarre and creepy division of labor on gender lines
3. the letterhead (obvs)
4. the strange invitation to appear with samples, with a suggestion NOT to appear with samples.
[rocketboom, via silent sigh]
i have the theme song from cheers in my head. like, whoa.
they say you have to hear the song to stop the incessant repetition.
so, go ahead… indluge yourself.
this tops the cake AND involves twitter, which instantly makes it more ridiculous.
a techie dude (AS, do you know him?) designed this device to detect each kick of his unborn child, and automatically transfer the information to a twitter account via Bluetooth.
Twitter here — although there’s not much diversity in the twitting. twittering. tweeting. whatevs.
[via this blog]
turns out that we are not the only ones imagining takeoffyourdockers in his younger years.
but this time, he’s been caught in his own backyard.
