can you believe this shit?
At the risk of two too many pet posts this early in the game, I give you the following quiz: dog toy or marital aid. It’s like a Rorschach test except that either answer leaves you feeling dirty. Beware - it’s more difficult than it looks.

(hint: this is a dog toy)
Scores of my friends:
M: 12
M: 11
A: 10
None dared proceed to the difficult round on which I scored an 8 (Tory says “you may play with my dog under supervision”).
Props to M:12 who found this.