can you believe this shit?
those apple apples from the previous post will totally keep the doctor away until one day after your warranty expires. then what do you do? this guy has the solution.
he sells rings 
and foot braces 
that allow the user to stay young forever get poorer faster. It’s all on the up and up - he’s even got a patent. 
but wait - not dying ever - that’s pretty great - isn’t there anything else i can do spend money on to achieve this logically unachievable goal? yes, you can buy a pill. The amazingly named gorgeouspil, which promises unlimited beauty and unlimited youth, eliminating the desire or need for kids. apparently, this guy takes it.
wait - there are even more pictures.
omg. i totally want to die. can you believe this shit?
