can you believe this shit?




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a little honey

take off your dockers

can you believe this shit?

me: fuckingracistdouchebagwhostoleourshitsayswhat?

racist douchebag who bought the domain name canyoubelievethisshit(dot)com: what?

me: exactly.

that’s right. alittlehoney and i were a little too late, or a little too lazy or both. whatever it was, someone has stolen the dot com version of our tumblog and filled it with hateful racist gay fratboy pictures.

wait, that sounds harsh. let me explain.

when I say “gay” I mean “retarded” - except that actual retarded people are wayyyy more clever and much less racist.  and when I say “gay fratboy” i mean the kind of homophobic douchebag who circle jerked with his pledge class and then voted for prop 8 never votes.

do not, whatever you do, go to that website. if you go there you will be forced to look at (on page 1 alone):

a. a picture of an obese african american woman eating fried chicken. haha.

b. a picture of some “co-eds” in the ocean holding up their bikini bottoms. haha.

c. instead, please visit imnotfeelingyou.com where the author is neither late nor lazy (nor hideously racist, for that matter) and from whom I steal all of my jokes.

the answer is c.

-takeoffyourdockers

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