can you believe this shitty shit?

Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from “virgin wood causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners….
leave it to the UK to point this out. check the actual article for…
- consistent and repetitive usage of the term ‘virgin wood’
- the environmentally inconsiderate “tenderness of the delicate American buttock”
- website of the article ending in “toilet-roll-america”
- and last but not least, the american preference for the “softness and strength that virgin fibres provides”