var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3685374-3"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); check us out: a little honey take off your dockersTumblr (3.0; @canyoubelievethisshit)http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/cLGatQO1Tov7gzso0xOI3T79o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>CUCKOO CRAZY. Fucking Heidi is so nuts.  Upon viewing this scintillating image, I quickly found myself scouring the place for the full video.  <a target="_blank" href="http://poponthepop.com/videos/heidi-montag-crying-im-a-celebrity-get-me-out-of-here/">which i did find</a>.</b></p> <p><b>But that reminds me.  <a target="_blank" href="http://slaughterhouse90210.tumblr.com">this shit</a> is amazing.  who spends the time to so accurately match this shit up? </b></p> <p><b> <blockquote>“How I have tried and tried to be a splendid woman, and how destiny has been against me! …I do not deserve my lot! …O, the cruelty of putting me into this ill-conceived world! I was capable of much; but I have been injured and blighted and crushed by things beyond my control! O, how hard it is of Heaven to devise such tortures for me, who have done no harm to heaven at all!” <br/>— Thomas Hardy, <i>The Return of the Native</i> </blockquote> </b></p> <p><b>[big ups to miss e for bring this to my attending.]</b></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/129781504http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/129781504Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:29:15 -0400<p><img align="middle" width="354" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/17/article-1193384-055C9550000005DC-151_634x358.jpg" height="194"/></p> <p><b>now this is some crazy shit.  </b></p> <p><b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/What-did-expect-Incredible-face-revealed-man-tattooed-girl-56-stars-asked-three.html">this chick</a> decided she wanted 3 stars inked on her face and went to see this guy.</b></p> <p><b><img align="middle" width="249" src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/17/article-1193384-055E4FE3000005DC-456_306x481.jpg" height="387"/></b></p> <p><b>THEN, she claims she fell asleep and woke up with 56 stars on her face.</b></p> <p><b>first of all, wtf.</b></p> <p><b>second of all, how the hell could you possibly fall asleep??</b></p> <p><b>c’mon now.</b></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/126083604http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/126083604Thu, 18 Jun 2009 18:45:40 -0400<p><a target="_blank" title="bpobo" href="http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/">this website</a> is my hero.</p> <p><a href="javascript:%20window.location.reload()"><img src="http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//23.jpg" alt="23.jpg" border="0" height="100%"/></a><a href="javascript:%20window.location.reload()"><img src="http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//40.jpg" alt="40.jpg" border="0" height="100%"/></a><a href="javascript:%20window.location.reload()"><img src="http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//34.jpg" alt="34.jpg" border="0" height="100%"/></a><a href="javascript:%20window.location.reload()"><img src="http://iamchriscollins.com/badpaintingsofbarackobama/images//12.jpg" alt="12.jpg" border="0" height="100%"/></a></p> <p>-<a title="toyd" href="http://takeoffyourdockers.tumblr.com">takeoffyourdockers</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/115738598http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/115738598Sun, 31 May 2009 09:16:38 -0400<p>how can the times run an article <a target="_blank" title="hugs" href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/28/style/28hugs.html?_r=1&hp=&pagewanted=all">like this</a> and not distinguish hugging from dry-humping? if you’re a middle school teacher or principal and you can’t tell them apart you should be fired. yes it’s a fine line, but it’s a distinction with a difference. here’s a simple quiz:</p> <p><img src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2009/05/26/us/28hugs2_650.JPG" height="434" width="650"/></p> <p>the teenagers pictured above are</p> <p><strike>a) dry-humping</strike></p> <p><strike>b) frenching<br/></strike></p> <p><strike>c) hugging</strike></p> <p><strike>d) gay so it doesn’t matter</strike></p> <p>e) soooo awkward</p> <p>-<a target="_blank" title="hipsterdad" href="http://hipsterdad.tumblr.com">hipsterdad</a><a target="_blank" title="toyd" href="http://takeoffyourdockers.tumblr.com"></a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/114266180http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/114266180Thu, 28 May 2009 08:16:00 -0400<p>from <a href="http://sweetpeabanana.tumblr.com/post/104195434/file-this-under-so-f-cking-gross">sweetpeabanana</a>:</p> <p><img align="middle" width="399" src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/85hYFflvrn5qk3kg2zYTSSGYo1_400.jpg" height="600"/> </p> <p>oh. my. god. holy. shit.</p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/104209914http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/104209914Wed, 06 May 2009 12:18:52 -0400<p>This dog is ridiculous. and his name is <b>stains</b>. and someone let him on tv.</p> <p> <object height="340" width="560" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rntMjDdFLZA&hl=en&fs=1"> <embed height="340" width="560" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rntMjDdFLZA&hl=en&fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p> <p>did i mention that the owners named their dog <b><i>stains</i></b><b> </b>and got it on tv?</p> <p>“sit stains”</p> <p>“stay stains”</p> <p>“come stains”</p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/103970023http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/103970023Tue, 05 May 2009 21:27:46 -0400<a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/04/22/dnt.wa.teacher.bag.poop.cnn">can you believe this SHIT?</a>: <p><img alt="kindergarten" src="http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes2/KindergardenCop16.jpeg" align="middle" height="202" width="266"/></p> <p>apparently a teacher wrapped up a six year old’s recycled breakfast and sent it home in a baggy. i bet every kindegarten teacher in the world secretly wishes they had done this. also, stories like <a target="_blank" title="poo" href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2009/04/22/dnt.wa.teacher.bag.poop.cnn">this</a> are why cnn is the <a target="_blank" title="alittlehoney" href="http://alittlehoney.tumblr.com/">most trusted name in news</a>. and yes, the reporter does use the term “smelly package.”</p> <p>-<a target="_blank" title="takeoffyourdockers" href="http://takeoffyourdockers.tumblr.com">takeoffyourdockers</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/99115541http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/99115541Wed, 22 Apr 2009 21:44:31 -0400<p><img align="middle" width="410" src="http://greenupgrader.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/image-thumb88.png" height="273"/></p> <blockquote> <p>Thai monks in the Sisaket province used over one million recycled glass bottle to construct their Buddhist temple. Mindfulness is at the center of the Buddhist discipline and the dedication and thoughtfulness required to build everything from the toilets to their crematorium from recycled bottles shows what creativity and elbow grease can accomplish.</p> <p>Using Heineken bottles (green) and Chang Beer bottles (brown) the monks were able to clean up the local pollution and create a useful structure that will be a visual reminder to the scope of pollution and the potential we can make with limber minds.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>wildly amazing to me. </b></p> <p><b>- <a target="_blank" href="http://alittlehoney.tumblr.com">alittlehoney</a></b></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/91707306http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/91707306Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:01:51 -0400<p><img align="middle" width="408" src="http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2009/03/Whitestone-highwayaccident-480_01.jpg" height="295"/></p> <blockquote> <p>A crane operating on the Whitestone Bridge struck a sign which crashed onto the road. The resulting mess, just before rush hour, is causing traffic chaos.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>yeah.  i bet.  also, <a target="_blank" href="http://jalopnik.com/5187445/falling-sign-crushes-truck-shuts-down-new-york-bridge" title="jalopnik">this website</a> is kinda bonkers.</b></p> <p><b>- <a target="_blank" href="http://alittlehoney.tumblr.com">alittlehoney</a></b></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/90481055http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/90481055Fri, 27 Mar 2009 18:54:12 -0400<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gw1g2yKxb0I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gw1g2yKxb0I&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Ladies and Gentlemen….The <a target="_blank" title="tiddy bear" href="http://www.tiddybearcomfortstrap.com/">Tiddy Bear.</a></p> <p>I am still poor because I did not think of this amazing invention with this amazing name. Even though I totally could have.</p> <p>-<a target="_blank" title="take off your dockers" href="http://takeoffyourdockers.tumblr.com">takeoffyourdockers</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/89238626http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/89238626Mon, 23 Mar 2009 22:51:38 -0400<p><img align="middle" src="http://www.unplggd.com/uimages/unplggd/032009_an_bando_103_plasma2.jpg" width="420" height="260"/></p> <p><b>would you pay $135,000 for a TV?  </b></p> <p><b>how about one that raises itself to your eye level?</b></p> <p><b>for a visual demonstration, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5XQkfaUAuU&feature=player_embedded" title="video, with terrible music." target="_blank">watch the video</a>.  if you can stomach it.</b></p> <p><b>fucking creepy.</b></p> <p><b>- <a target="_blank" href="http://alittlehoney.tumblr.com">alittlehoney</a></b><b> </b></p> <p>[via <a href="http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/tvs-video-screens/bang-olufsen-beovision-103incher-astounds-empties-your-savings-079725" target="_blank">unplggd</a>]</p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/88862791http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/88862791Sun, 22 Mar 2009 19:06:00 -0400<p><img align="middle" width="375" src="http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1460924,00.jpg" height="275"/></p> <p><b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,612684,00.html">yes, that’s right.</a></b> </p> <p><b>Obama Fingers.  Fried chicken.  With a curry dip.</b></p> <blockquote> <p>A German frozen food company hopes to raise sales with a new product: Obama fingers. The tender, fried chicken bits come with a tasty curry sauce. The company says it was unaware of the possible racist overtones of the product.</p> </blockquote> <p><b>thanks to </b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.thedalembertreport.blogspot.com/"><b>tha bul bubak</b></a><b> for pointing this one out.</b></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/87390222http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/87390222Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:28:21 -0400<p><img align="middle" width="420" src="http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2008/07/24/loo460.jpg" height="260"/></p> <blockquote> <p>Extra-soft, quilted and multi-ply toilet roll made from “virgin wood causes more damage than gas-guzzlers, fast food or McMansions, say campaigners….</p> <p>[<a target="_blank" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/26/toilet-roll-america">guardian 2/26/09</a>]</p> </blockquote> <p>leave it to the UK to point this out.  check the actual article for… </p> <ul> <li>consistent and repetitive usage of the term ‘virgin wood’  </li> <li>the environmentally inconsiderate “tenderness of the delicate American buttock”</li> <li>website of the article ending in “<a target="_blank" href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/feb/26/toilet-roll-america">toilet-roll-america</a>”</li> <li>and last but not least, the american preference for the “softness and strength that virgin fibres provides”</li> </ul> <p>-<a target="_blank" href="http://alittlehoney.tumblr.com">alittlehoney</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/86224284http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/86224284Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:20:00 -0400<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/pbIsokEctkzrtdb3mYJGcl1Vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>shawty said l-l-lick me like a lollipop.</p> <p>for example, a <a target="_blank" title="Louis Vuitton" href="http://www.highsnobiety.com/news/2009/03/12/fashion-brand-lollipops-louis-vuitton-gucci-chanel-ysl/">louis vuitton lollipop</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gammacurta.com/">massimo gammacurta</a>.</p> <p>-<a target="_blank" title="toyd" href="http://takeoffyourdockers.tumblr.com">takeoffyourdockers</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/86009152http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/86009152Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:04:41 -0400<p> <object height="344" width="425" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"> <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t5xws0CNG4g&hl=en&fs=1"> <embed height="344" width="425" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t5xws0CNG4g&hl=en&fs=1" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object> </p> <p>the real lesson here though is how lame american game shows are. given this shit is possible, how is wheel of fortune still on the air? if gameshows were math we’d be in second grade.</p> <p>help us <a target="_blank" title="jon arons live" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kc_qMTh5YSU&feature=related">jon arons</a>, you’re our only hope.</p> <p>-<a target="_blank" title="toyd" href="http://takeoffyourdockers.tumblr.com">takeoffyourdockers</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/85821974http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/85821974Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:06:22 -0400<p><img align="middle" width="396" src="http://racked.com/uploads/2009_3_davidsbridal.jpg" height="349"/></p> <blockquote> <p>This morning, David’s Bridal celebrated the opening of its first-ever Manhattan store…by dressing the building in a giant bridal veil.</p> </blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Then, with the help of several wedding-gown–clad attendants, the company president lifted the veil and, we can only assume, passionately kissed the new storefront.</p> </blockquote> <p>[via <a target="_blank" href="http://racked.com/archives/2009/03/05/today_in_stunts_davids_bridal_unveils_itself_in_the_flatiron_district.php">Racked</a>]</p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83920927http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83920927Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:10:22 -0500<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.stthomascreations.com/video/player.html"><b>bizarro.</b></a></p> <p>must be viewed with sound for full effect.</p> <p>thanks to the lovely kl for the tip.  she is on her way to becoming a full-fledged contributor here.  she CAN believe this shit.</p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83891956http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83891956Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:06:53 -0500<p><img align="middle" width="460" src="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01358/pink_dolphin_1358282c.jpg" height="288"/></p> <p>a pink bottlenose dolphin was discovered in an inland lake in Louisiana.</p> <p>according to the Charter boat captain who <a target="_blank" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4927224/Pink-dolphin-appears-in-US-lake.html">first spotted it</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>It was absolutely stunningly pink…. The mammal is entirely pink from tip to tail and has reddish eyes indicating it’s albinism. The skin appears smooth, glossy pink and without flaws.</p> </blockquote>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83608486http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83608486Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:13:06 -0500<p><a href="http://silentsigh.tumblr.com/post/82311443/topless-coffee-shop-opens-on-tuesday-morning">silentsigh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>““Topless coffee shop opens”</p> <p>On Tuesday morning, a small sign hung in front of the log cabin-style building, listing the hours: 6 a.m.-6 p.m.</p> <p>The outside windows were covered with promotional posters for New England Coffee. Up the entrance ramp to the front door, another sign: “Over 18 only” - and another at the door: “No cameras, no touching, cash only.” A man in a white dress shirt kept watch at the front door.”</p> <p>…[The owner] said he interviewed 150 people for the positions and narrowed the field to 10. Crabtree said he selected people who were the friendliest and comfortable being topless.</p> </blockquote> <p>— <a href="http://kennebecjournal.mainetoday.com/news/local/5990458.html">Kennebunk Journal</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83237824http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/83237824Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:45:11 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7tN1UmJ6Go&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/C7tN1UmJ6Go&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>alexyss has been doing this shit forever. like since before youtube. we highly recommend her whole <a target="_blank" title="catalogue" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/alexyktylor">catalogue</a>.</p> <p>it’s best we say as little as possible about this video. clearly, she speaks for herself.</p> <p>can you believe this shit? or lack thereof?</p> <p>-<a target="_blank" title="takeoffyourdockers" href="http://www.takeoffyourdockers.tumblr.com">takeoffyourdockers</a></p>http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/79667449http://canyoubelievethisshit.tumblr.com/post/79667449Thu, 19 Feb 2009 09:33:08 -0500